China is retaliating against Americans calling COVID-19 the “Chinese Virus”. Don’t be a little bitch. You would be pissed off too. You want grace and forgiveness just like everyone else. It’s OK though. Your lack of tact is out there for everyone…

That’s right folks! You voted for the mother fucker who had a good marketing team and not so much the most qualified person for the job. Know what else that means? When their poor leadership is running shit, that gets well marketed…

As a developer, I have the mindset that anything is possible. Most developers believe this.. If a software developer says something can’t be done, they are lying. If a developer says something will take time, might as well believe that. Some of…

Let me tell you about your coveted scientific evidence. It’s fucking paid for. Whatever you think works medically, was only studied because it was going to make some money or award someone a Nobel Peace Prize. I don’t even have to tell…

You sit down to a beautifully golden rotisserie chicken and maybe some baked beans and slaw. Iced tea, even. Since you have faith in a higher power, you say grace before stuffing your face full of what used to be living creatures……

“Be confident.”, they say. How the shit do you do that? Lemme puff up my chest and walk with a limp, I guess. *SMACK!* Stop it. Being confident isn’t something you do. Matter of fact, don’t even worry with it. To be…

Software developers are in fact, happy people. This seems counter intuitive since I.T. and software developers are grumpy in demeanor. To be clear, you can be grumpy and happy at the same time. Remember the Grouch from Sesame Street? The job is…

If someone looks good in a piece of clothing, it is fair to assume they look less good with it on. “Really, dude?! You’re gonna pick on this stupid shit?”, you ask. You bet your sweet ass! The compliment goes like this……

“The grass is greener on the other side.” A paradoxical cliche used to encourage someone not to leave their current situation. It is used to spark thought in the unstable person. Or a trap… Solution? Make the grass greener wherever you go.…

It is typically the job of leaders and managers to critique and correct subordinates’ work. This is no easy task. A critique delivered wrong can demean the hard work that an employee is probably quite proud of. Let’s pick on the all…